What are the chances

So, the other day I'm walking out of an office building, and i'm in the middle of a fairly large parking lot, when suddenly out of nowhere, I'M HIT ON THE HEAD WITH HALF OF A LOAF OF STALE FRENCH BREAD. I spin around expecting some crazed french chef, or something to explain why, but nothing. With a dumb founded look on my face I continued towards my car, when I realized I'd forgotten the obvious, so I quick looked up and saw a bird flying off, silly bird bit off more than he could chew, I'm sure he must have been french. Well at least it wasn't a turkey.

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Anonymous said…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How freaking hysertical is that. ONLY YOU DAN! I swear that could only happen to you.. I just can't stand it, it is so damn funny! You wrote it very well, no worries.

Ok so my internet is being such a bitch. I get on but then I continuosly have to reconnect to the network. Why the hell is it doing that? It just did it again so now I have to reconnect and then wait for the computer to figure it out before I send it. Damn.

sjc
11:37 PM, November 22, 2004
Anonymous said…
Oh my god!!! That is AWESOME!!!
I hope you're ok though ;)
12:31 PM, February 18, 2005
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